Archive for January, 2008

Busted at the Pitts!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

A man who identified himself as a freelance reporter (read: STALKER) was arrested outside the Los Angeles home of Brad Pitt, according to police.
A housekeeper called police around noon Wednesday after she saw a car blocking the actor’s driveway. (read: MOBILE STALKER)
The man got out of the car and asked which house belonged to Pitt, the […]

Conspiracy Theory: Leary & Bell - SAME PERSON!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Is  Lake Bell actually Dennis Leary in Drag?
Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time? Isn’t there a strange resemblence? The nose, the piercing eyes, the great hair?
You tell us.
(Hey Dennis…you’re mascara is a little heavy, but your role in Over Her Dead Body is quite good…ummm….BUSTED?)

Pictures of Anna Nicole’s Dead Son? Gross!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Just when we thought we were done with this asshole, we hear this.
A former companion of Anna Nicole Smith said this week that her attorney-turned-boyfriend Howard K. Stern took several photographs of the collapsed body of her late 20-year-old son Daniel for profit.  
G. Ben Thompson testified that Stern took about four pictures of Daniel Smith’s body after […]

Where are Miley Cyrus’ Parents?

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Sweet little Hannah Montana is in the express lane to Paris Hiltonville.
Girl…you should know better.
It seems that Miley Cyrus is a little more “precocious” than we had thought. Recently scantyilly clad personal pictures leaked from her MySpace account.
Does anyone remember when this “happened” to Paris Hilton, Pete Wentz or Ms. Nevada USA?
Hey Miley…you are breaking your dad’s Achy […]

Presidential Motorcade Escorts Britney to the Hospital (Again)

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

The President of the United States had to stay put in his emergency bunker while his police motorcade the length of a football field escorted troubled pop star Britney Spears to a Los Angeles hospital early Thursday to get her some help. Can anyone say “ridiculous”?
Watch it for yourself here. 
(Funny note…the pre-roll ad on this video […]