Terrell Owens is the new Chris Crocker!
It’s hard being a millionare athlete…it is. All that running around, playing with other guys and handling balls. All that banging into muscular dudes and dancing (in the end zone). We know you work hard for those million dollar paychecks which is why it hurts us when we see you cry.
In case you missed it, Terrell Owens wants you to leave his quaterback alone!!! Tony Romo is a good guy and he dates Jessica Simpson. Leave him alone!!! T.O. wants to be friends with Tony Romo and I am sure he’s hoping that if they are true BFFs that he may score some hottub time with the future Mr. & Mrs. Simpson. (Hey maybe Ashlee Simpson might hang too. And that Fall Out Boy guy who pulls his junk out and sends pics of it out on the web - who knows?)
But in the vein of Chris Crocker, who begged us to “Leave Britney Alone”…here’s T.O. in his tender moment….I think Jamie Foxx should play him in the upcoming docudrama “I’m a Crybaby bitch”.
Hey Terrell, your season is over. Your QB is off with John Mayer’s sloppy seconds and you are BUSTED!
