Busted at the Pitts!
A man who identified himself as a freelance reporter (read: STALKER) was arrested outside the Los Angeles home of Brad Pitt, according to police.
A housekeeper called police around noon Wednesday after she saw a car blocking the actor’s driveway. (read: MOBILE STALKER)
The man got out of the car and asked which house belonged to Pitt, the housekeeper told officers. (read: AGRESSIVE STALKER)
The 25-year-old reporter was arrested for investigation of trespassing and taken into custody on a “private person’s arrest” (I thought that was a myth…I’m arresting everyone who looks at me today).
It will be up to the housekeeper to decide whether to press charges. (read: YES)
Neither Pitt nor his partner, Angelina Jolie (heard of her?), were home at the time. (read: OUT ADOPTING KIDS)
Hey Mr. Reporter Stalker dude….First, Pitt played Tyler Durden and Jolie played Lara Croft…dude…they will mess up your shit….and by the way….YOU’RE BUSTED!
