Where are Miley Cyrus’ Parents?

Sweet little Hannah Montana is in the express lane to Paris Hiltonville.
Girl…you should know better.
It seems that Miley Cyrus is a little more “precocious” than we had thought. Recently scantyilly clad personal pictures leaked from her MySpace account.
Does anyone remember when this “happened” to Paris Hilton, Pete Wentz or Ms. Nevada USA?
Hey Miley…you are breaking your dad’s Achy Breaky Heart….and YOU’RE BUSTED!
(NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM!)