Relax World…George Clooney is Here!

In his new role as U.N. Messenger of Peace, George Clooney will star as himself.
The 46-year-old actor arrived Thursday at the United Nations, joking and shaking hands and repeating “Hi guys! I’m Batman” as he stepped past tens of confused U.N. janitorial and security desk employees.
Clooney toured U.N. headquarters break room for a ‘top secret’ ceremony and a new pin on his lapel marking his designation for the ’special job’ by ‘Special’ Secretary General John Travolta.
QUESTION: What makes Clooney qualified to do this? I mean, he’s an actor.
He’s a good actor and he’s handsome and friends with Brad Pitt, but U.N. Messenger of Peace?
Isn’t the task of Saving the World in Bono’s job description?
Hey George…can you say SPOKESMODEL? Uh…Busted.