Super Duper Tuesday!
Welcome to the Greatest Tuesday in History!
In many way this may be the ‘Perfect Storm’ of Tuesdays. In case you are unconscious, here is why:
1) Today is what pollsters call “Super Tuesday” whereas numerous state primaries take place simultaneously. It’s a big deal if you are pissing away tons of money trying to run for the President of the United States. Vote! (Remember we’re all writing in Carrot Top…that would be some State of the Union speech, wouldn’t it?)
2) Today is also “Fat Tuesday” the final day of the Mardi Gras celebration taking place in New Orleans. This day is the day before Ash Wednesday, and is also called “Shrove Tuesday” or “Pancake Day“. Mmmmm…pancakes.
In other words today is the last day for revelers to get drunk, slutty girls to expose themselves, and tourists to be robbed, mugged and taken by the locals. Ahh…religion gone wrong! Joe Francis where art thou?
3) Today New York City will honor the Super Bowl champion New York Giants with a ticker-tape parade that will end with a ceremony at City Hall Plaza. The parade is scheduled to start at 11 a.m. on Broadway at Battery Place and is expected to follow a route north to Chambers Street. The Giants beat the previously undefeated New England Patriots on Sunday night in Glendale, Ariz., for their third Super Bowl title.
Now that’s a good idea…let wild drunks dump 2 tons of garbage all over New York City…genius.
With all the big beefy men, talk of balls and ass slapping, many New Yorker’s acknowledge this the year’s first Gay Pride Parade. (Eli Manning is cute in a dopey kind of way, right?)
4) Lastly, four Busted staffers have the shits.
Today…The universe may be against us. I’m still looking up what Nostradamus said about this day in his famed quatrains.
Hey…everybody….we’re BUSTED.
