Dolly Parton Breasts Postpone Her 13-Tour Show
A back problem has forced Dolly Parton to postpone a concert tour she planned in support of her new CD. (Maybe it’s from supporting all that breast for 60 years? Doctor? Doctor?)
Parton was scheduled to kick off a 13-show tour in Minneapolis, to support the release of “Backwoods Barbie.” (Great title! Who came up with that? Get that guy a creative award.)
Doctors advised Parton to take up to eight weeks off to recover from the unspecified problem.
“I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new ‘Backwoods Barbie’ CD and world tour together, but I didn’t mean to hurt myself doing it,” Parton, 62, said in a statement.
The tour will be rescheduled for late April through May.
Hey Dolly….You are 90 pounds with 30 of that being your hair and boobs….back problems are a no brainer….take a break….collect some tickets at Dollywood…YOU’RE BUSTED! (Pun intended!!!)
