Nick Cage Sues Kathleen Turner!

Nicolas Cage is so mad about some of the stories Kathleen Turner tells about him in her memoir Send Yourself Roses that has just filed a law suit against her in London’s High Court for “defamation, libel and slander.”
In her memoir she stated that Cage “was arrested twice for drunk-driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He’d come across a chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.” (Dog napper!)
Cage responded in a statement stating: “I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog.”
Accused of drunken dog napping sure would piss me off.
Hey Nick, you would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids….BUSTED!