Van Halen Postpones Some Tour Dates

Put this one is the “It was just a matter of time” file….The resurrected FOURTH VERSION of Van Halen has postponed concerts this week as guitarist Eddie Van Halen undergoes “medical testing” for an “undisclosed condition.”
(READ: Drinking Problem or allergic reaction to David Lee Roth)
“According to Eddie Van Halen’s physician, he is undergoing a battery of comprehensive medical tests to determine a defined diagnosis and recommended medical procedures,” according to a statement released Monday by Van Halen’s representative and the tour promoter, Live Nation.
Eddie Van Halen has had medical setbacks in recent years, including a battle with cancer, a trip to rehab, a failed marriage to Valerie Bertinelli, bad mullets, and a strong disliking of Mr. Lee Roth.
A representative for Van Halen did not return a phone message or e-mail from The Associated Press who really wasn’t seeking further information about his ailment.
The concerts that were postponed were this week’s shows in theme parks located in Dallas; Cincinnati; Raleigh, N.C.; and Baltimore. They have been rescheduled for April.
Van Halen embarked on their reunion tour with original lead singer David Lee Roth along with Eddie’s son Wolfgang Van Halen last fall.
Hey Joey Bartelemao (of Massapequa, Long Island) - Ha Ha HA! I hope that you aren’t too bummed…so put you’re painted jean jacket back in the damn denim closet.
Your 80’s throw back ass is BUSTED!