Busted

“Yeah…so I walk up to get my certificate, then I chest bumped the President of the United States, we high fived, and then I slammed a beer and mooned the crowd. The President was hysterical…it was awesome!”
busted! 

The Kiss Army fan club has an enthusiastic new recruit: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. In a departure from her normally staid diplomatic duties, Rice met the legendary rock quartet when they happened to share a hotel in the Swedish capital. Kiss had a sold-out gig to play on Friday.“I was thrilled,” Rice said of […]

Harvey Korman, an Emmy-winning comedic actor best known for playing the self-described “luminous second banana” for a decade on television’s “The Carol Burnett Show” and for starring in such Mel Brooks films as “Blazing Saddles,” has died. He was 81. He was very funny….see ya. (busted)

As if…OK…as aburd as this sounds…Attention CLAYMATES, brace yourselves: Clay Aiken is somebody’s baby daddy.TMZ.com broke this story yesterday afternoon, a few hours before Aiken was scheduled to appear on ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” plugging and singing from his new album “On My Way Here.” According to TMZ, the mother of Clay’s child is Jaymes […]

Kirsten Dunst says the tabloids got it wrong when they speculated on why she spent soome time in a nice room with rehab doctors at Utah’s Cirque Lodge earlier this year.
“I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse,” she reveals to E! Online’s Marc Malkin. “I went there for depression.”
Yeah…Drugs will do […]

Warrick gets off….that’s right….Gary Dourdan won’t do time. The “CSI” co-star pleaded guilty to two of three counts of felony drug possession Wednesday but will not face prison following his drug arrest outside of Palm Springs last month.
“Once Gary completes 30 hours of a diversion program, his case will be entirely dismissed,” lawyer Shawn Chapman […]

Ashlee Simpson’s Top Bad Career Moves
1. Star in boring MTV Reality Television Show
2. Date Ryan Cabrera
3. Get caught lip-synching on Saturday Night Live
4. Get booed at the Orange Bowl
5. Get a very noticeable nose job
6. Sleep with Fall Out Boy and amateur self portrait photog Pete Wentz
7. Marry Pete Wentz
8. Publicly change name to Ashlee Wentz
9. […]

HOLY CRAP! Someone showed Tom Cruise the internet! That’s right….Tom is now online…and has launched a Web site devoted to himself (of course): http://www.TomCruise.com.
Many stars have their own sites for fans, but Cruise’s belated entry to the Internet is of particular interest.
Few stars have seen themselves pilloried more on the Web than Cruise, who has watched numerous […]

Kirk Douglas and his wife have dedicated their 400th school playground - completing a decade-long effort to give Los Angeles kids a place to frolic.
The 91-year-old actor took a ride down a slide during the unveiling Wednesday at a Los Angeles elementary school.
Douglas and his wife, Anne, created a foundation that has provided more than $8 […]

Supermodel and Uber-Bitch Naomi Campbell has officially been charged with assaulting a police officerafter a disturbance on a plane at Heathrow’s new Terminal 5, Britain’s Crown Prosecution Service. [For the record that is illegal…even in England] 
The 38-year-old diva is due to appear at Uxbridge Magistrates Court, west London, next month charged with five offences over the […]