Bad Career Move #9 - Get Pregnant

The Wentz Family

Ashlee Simpson’s Top Bad Career Moves

1. Star in boring MTV Reality Television Show
2. Date Ryan Cabrera
3. Get caught lip-synching on Saturday Night Live
4. Get booed at the Orange Bowl
5. Get a very noticeable nose job
6. Sleep with Fall Out Boy and amateur self portrait photog Pete Wentz
7. Marry Pete Wentz
8. Publicly change name to Ashlee Wentz
9. GET PREGNANT BY PETE WENTZ

Ashlee….are you kidding me? 

Question: Shouldn’t people get a license to reproduce? I mean we need a license to drive, to serve liquor, to have a dog…. I’m not so sure this DNA strand is going to contribute to the world… And for that we are all BUSTED!

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