Condolezza Joins KISS ARMY?
The Kiss Army fan club has an enthusiastic new recruit: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. In a departure from her normally staid diplomatic duties, Rice met the legendary rock quartet when they happened to share a hotel in the Swedish capital. Kiss had a sold-out gig to play on Friday.“I was thrilled,” Rice said of her late-night encounter with frontman Gene Simmons and bandmates Paul Stanley, Eric Singer and Tommy Thayer where they signed autographs and handed out backstage passes and T-shirts to her staff.
“It was really fun to meet Kiss and Gene Simmons,” she told reporters, noting they seemed well informed about current events.
Rice, a classically trained pianist, said she has eclectic musical tastes ranging from Beethoven to Bruce Springsteen. Hard stadium rockers like Kiss are included in the mix and Rice said her favorite tune of theirs is “Rock and Roll All Nite.” But, she conceded she had never seen the group in concert. [SHOCKER!!!!]
No wonder our country is so screwed up…we have a war raging in Iraq, gas prices are sky high, real estate is at a low, autism is on the rise, not to mention….global warming, illegal wiretapping, no habeas corpus….but hey….who wants to hang out with KISS? (Maybe Bush thought he could send their army to go fight Al Queda…)
Hey Condi, you stink….and BTW…the Kiss song Duece is about anal sex….BUSTED!
