Archive for the 'Ashlee Simpson' Category

Bad Career Move #9 - Get Pregnant

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Ashlee Simpson’s Top Bad Career Moves
1. Star in boring MTV Reality Television Show
2. Date Ryan Cabrera
3. Get caught lip-synching on Saturday Night Live
4. Get booed at the Orange Bowl
5. Get a very noticeable nose job
6. Sleep with Fall Out Boy and amateur self portrait photog Pete Wentz
7. Marry Pete Wentz
8. Publicly change name to Ashlee Wentz
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Bad Career Move #8 - Change Name

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Ashlee Simpson’s Top Bad Career Moves
1. Star in boring MTV Reality Television Show
2. Date Ryan Cabrera
3. Get caught lip-synching on Saturday Night Live
4. Get booed at the Orange Bowl
5. Get a very noticeable nose job
6. Sleep with Fall Out Boy and amateur self portrait photog Pete Wentz
7. Marry Pete Wentz
8. Publicly change name to Ashlee Wentz […]

Busted Video Report 05.23.08

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60K7wHTKON0

It’s time for Shawn Hollenbach to let you in on what’s going on!
Get the scoop pertaining to:

Jenny Garth, American Idol, Wheel of Fortune, Conrad Bain, Indiana Jones, Tom Cruise, Uma Therman,  Pete Wentz, Ashlee Simpson, Kate Hudson, Owen Wilson, Shania Twain, Mutt Lang, Ellen Degeneres, Portia DeRozzi, George Takai, Brooke Smith, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon, […]

Terrell Owens is the new Chris Crocker!

Monday, January 14th, 2008

It’s hard being a millionare athlete…it is. All that running around, playing with other guys and handling balls. All that banging into muscular dudes and dancing (in the end zone).  We know you work hard for those million dollar paychecks which is why it hurts us when we see you cry.
In case you missed it, Terrell Owens […]