Actor and heartthrob Jude Law hurled oranges at an unwanted audience peeking on his exercise routine on his New York balcony, the New York Post reported Friday.

The actor, currently playing the lead in “Hamlet” on Broadway, has unintentionally been giving performances of a different sort to New York University students whose residence overlooks his Manhattan digs.

Star-struck students crammed up against windows to watch the British actor work out with a personal trainer and play with his son, the paper reported.

A fed-up Law responded by hurling oranges, the Post quotes NYU freshman Neha Najeeb as saying.

“He missed,” she said, but went back for more. “This time, he hit the windows. There was orange pulp on the glass for a week.”

A Los Angeles judge on Friday dismissed a lawsuit against Miley Cyrus which accused the teen icon of discriminating against Asians after she was photographed making “slant eyes.”

Lucie Kim sued the “Hannah Montana” star in February after a photo emerged of Cyrus and friends slanting their eyes, supposedly trying to make themselves appear Asian, according to court papers.

Kim’s lawyer sued Cyrus, 16, under a statute that prohibits businesses from discriminating against minorities.

Kim claimed the Disney star “should have known that her image would be publicly disseminated via the media, which focuses on her private life.”

Was Tila on tequila? Or just in need of serious help?

Days after filing a $1.5 million lawsuit against her ex-boyfriend, NFL star Shawne Merriman, for battery and false imprisonment, reality show star Tila Tequila had a bizarre, off-the-wall meltdown Thursday on her live webpage page.

According to sources, the petite model stripped naked, danced around in the nude and rambled on about a variety of subjects. Among those topics was Merriman, who she claims choked, shoved and humiliated her for her bisexuality during a heated argument in September.

At one point in the Webcast that reportedly lasted several hours, Tequila said that “People call me an attention whore … or whatever … but excuse me, I’m a grown a– woman and I’m confident in myself … I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing … that’s why I’m a lesbian … I was born naked … anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.”

Busted clock: 14:59:59

Reality star and former Bachelor winner Shayne Lamas has joined the ranks of celebs charged with DUIs.

Lamas was taken into custody on suspicion of DUI charges just after 1 a.m. Saturday in Venice, Calif., TVGuide.com has confirmed.

The 24-year-old was released later Saturday morning after posting $5,000 bail. She has a court date scheduled for Dec. 9.

Iron Mike Tyson and a photographer are being investigated for misdemeanor battery after an airport scuffle that injured the paparazzo, police said Thursday.

Tyson and Tony Echeverria, 50, made citizens’ arrests of each other after a confrontation at about 4:30 p.m. Wednesday at Los Angeles International Airport, airport police Sgt. Jim Holcomb.

Police were called and they were fingerprinted and photographed, then released without bail, Holcomb said. The city attorney will decide whether to file criminal charges.

Echeverria, who described himself as a freelance photographer, told police that Tyson struck him once. The photographer fell to the ground and was treated for a cut to his forehead at a hospital.

Tyson had stopped at LAX while traveling from Europe to Las Vegas when several photographers began snapping him near a ticket counter, Holcomb said.

Tyson’s spokeswoman Tammy Brook said the boxer was traveling with his wife and 10-month-old child when he was attacked by an overly aggressive paparazzo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVsvkwVOZiU

Former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean calls a sex tape she made for an ex-boyfriend several years ago “the biggest mistake of my life.”

Prejean told Fox News Monday and NBC’s “Today” show Tuesday she shot the X-rated video of herself alone when she was 17 and sent it to a boyfriend.

The 22-year-old tells NBC: “It was for private use, but does that justify what I did? No. It was the biggest mistake of my life.”

ooohhhhh.

Hollywood bad girl Lindsay Lohan’s first collection as artistic advisor for Emanuel Ungaro was a “disaster”, the founder of the French couture house said here, local press reported.

“Lindsay Lohan’s collaboration was a disaster,” the designer said during a meeting on Monday night with the public at the international film festival in Estoril, near Lisbon.

“I am furious but I can’t do anything about it,” fumed the designer, who emphasised that he no longer had any contact with the house which bears his name since he left in 2005. The house now belongs to an American investment company.

Lohan, 23, whose drug habits and drink-driving conviction turned her into paparazzi fodder and wreaked havoc with her acting career, was named official muse to the prestigious house alongside Spanish designer Estrella Archs in September.

Their first catwalk collection together unveiled in Paris in October was panned by the international fashion press.

Ungaro said he regretted that the fashion house he started “is in the process of losing its soul.”

“That happens to a lot of designers. We were the creators and patrons, responsible for the creation and destiny of our houses. But when we gave up our houses, we gave up our souls.”

Ungaro has seen a merry-go-round of chief designers come and go since Emanuel Ungaro hung up his scissors.

Joe Perry, the lead guitarist with one of America’s most successful rock groups - Aerosmith said on Monday that he and his bandmates were “positively looking for a new singer to work with,” following a rift with energetic frontman Steven Tyler.

Perry, made the announcement on his Twitter page, ratcheting up an unusually public feud with his songwriting partner of 40 years.

The duo, dubbed the “Toxic Twins” for their hard-living days of yore, wrote such classic-rock staples as “Walk this Way” and “Love in an Elevator.” Their musical relationship has been likened to that of their role models, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones.

But Tyler, 61, recently said he wants to concentrate on solo endeavors, a claim he has made in the past but never followed through on. He also stopped communicating with the rest of the band several months ago, and hired his own manager.

Perry stated last month that Tyler has refused to write a song with him for a decade. More recently, Perry said that the last time he phoned Tyler, the singer hung up on him.

Incredibly, the band has still managed to perform concerts, but a summer trek through North America was cut short in August when Tyler fell off the stage and broke his shoulder. None of his bandmates accompanied him to the hospital.

A judge on Monday ordered a woman to stay away from Justin Timberlake for the next three years.

Timberlake wrote in court filings that Karen McNeil repeatedly showed up at his house and trespassed on his property last month.

Karen McNeil, who represented herself in the case, opposed the court order, writing in a court document that she thought she was destined to marry Timberlake and “to rule” with him.

During the hearing, Judge David S. Cunningham III ordered a five-minute recess after an outburst by McNeil when the judge issued the order.

Outside court, McNeil said, “That was all lies. I did not break into Justin’s house. I was let on the property.”

Ummmm….ok.

Two years after winning a $545,000 judgment against him, singer-actress Jennifer Lopez has again sued her first husband, accusing him of planning to use video of their sex life in a tell-all movie.

In her lawsuit, Lopez says former husband Ojani Noa is shopping around to film industry players a movie with footage of Noa and Lopez in sexual situations, including their time in a hotel room during their 1997 honeymoon.

Lopez, who married singer Marc Anthony in 2004 and has two children with him, is seeking $10 million in damages and a court order preventing dissemination of any video showing her and Noa in intimate situations.

The lawsuit against Noa, which was filed on Friday, marks the second time Lopez has sued her first husband, a chef and model to whom she was married for less than 11 months.

Noa did not immediately respond to an e-mail seeking comment on the lawsuit.

Atlanta comedian Katt Williams is being held in Coweta County jail, charged with burglary and criminal trespassing, a deputy confirmed.

He will be arraigned at 4 p.m. Monday, when bond will be set, the deputy said.

Williams, whose birth name is Micah Williams, was arrested early this morning — almost a year to the day of his arrest in New York City for gun possession. Those charges were dropped in June.

According to the Smoking Gun web site, a Coweta homeowner told authorities the comedian entered their residence and stole jewelry and other items.

Williams has been in and out of trouble this year. Shortly following his arrest last November Williams was admitted to a South Carolina psychiatric ward. His publicist at the time blamed his erratic behavior on exhaustion.

Williams’ credits include the comedy “First Sunday” and the Eddie Murphy film, “Norbit.”  He also headlined an HBO special, “Katt Williams: Pimp Chronicles Pt. 1,” shot in Atlanta.

Ummmm…Busted!

Miss November 1992, Stephanie Adams, was the first and so far only Playboy Playmate to come out as a lesbian. Now, according to the New York Post, she’s engaged to be married… to a man.

Adams released the following statement to Page Six: “I would like for his privacy to remain intact, but I will say that I intend to retire from being a public persona so that we can settle down and have children . . . Life is good . . . I have no regrets for anything.”

In 2004, Adams was named “best NYC lesbian sex symbol” by the Village Voice. Adams, 39, is the author of a number of metaphysical books and a series of astrology calendars called Goddessy.

Jon Gosselin’s post-Kate relationship isn’t going too well — and that’s according to his new girlfriend.

Hailey Glassman tells the syndicated television magazine show “The Insider” that the one-time reality TV dad takes out his anger on her. She says he throws “mantrums.” Adds the 22-year-old: “He’s like Jekyll and Hyde.”

In a statement to the show, Gosseling says he regretted “any pain that my actions have caused her” and that he was committed to making things right with Glassman, his ex-wife and kids.

Gosselin, who filed for divorce from wife Kate in June, was part of the TLC show “Jon & Kate Plus Eight,” chronicling their struggles raising eight children.

Glassman spoke to “The Insider” in a two-part interview airing Thursday and Friday.

What a dick. Hey Jon, its 14:59….your time is jsut about up. (Hopefully)

The winner of the reality TV show “Big Brother 9″ is headed to federal court for a detention hearing on a drug charge.

Adam Jasinski, of Delray Beach, Fla., is charged with attempting to sell 2,000 oxycodone pills. He is scheduled to appear in U.S. District Court in Boston Friday.

Jasinski was arrested in North Reading on Oct. 17 after he allegedly showed a government witness two plastic bags filled with oxycodone, a presciption painkiller that can cause dependance.

Jasinski won $500,000 on “Big Brother 9″ in April 2008. In an affidavit, a federal drug agent said the 31-year-old Jasinski told him he had been using his winnings on the CBS reality show to buy thousands of oxycodone pills and resell them along the East Coast.

A grand jury on Wednesday refused to indict a 53-year-old man jailed since August on charges that he tried to stalk Miley Cyrus as the teen star filmed a movie on the Georgia coast.

The Chatham County grand jury decided prosecutors had insufficient evidence to charge Mark McLeod of Appling, Ga., in Superior Court, which hears felony cases.

A spokeswoman for District Attorney Larry Chisolm said he still plans to prosecute McLeod on two misdemeanor charges, attempted stalking and disorderly conduct, in a lower court.

Guess we’re moving to Georgia!

Magician David Copperfield has won a six-month stay in a lawsuit filed in July by a Seattle woman who contends Copperfield sexually assaulted her while she was a guest on his private island in the Bahamas.

U.S. District Judge John Coughenour stayed the case Tuesday so the U.S. attorney’s office in Seattle can complete a criminal investigation. Copperfield has denied the woman’s allegations.

Cooperfield said he was being put in the untenable legal position of having to provide information in the civil case that could be used against him in a criminal prosecution.

The Seattle Times describes the woman as a former Miss Washington USA contestant. She says she met Copperfield during a performance in Kennewick, Wash., and was invited to visit his island in July 2007.

A former writer for David Letterman said she quit his NBC talk show in part because of alleged sexual favoritism and a hostile work environment.

Nell Scovell, writing for Vanity Fair online Tuesday, said she had no intention of filing a lawsuit and wasn’t seeking revenge.

“I wanted to shine a light on gender inequality in that particular workplace,” Scovell, who went on to a successful Hollywood career, said in a telephone interview.

In the Vanity Fair article, Scovell said Letterman didn’t “hit on her” during her roughly five-month stint with NBC’s “Late Night with David Letterman” in 1990.

“Did he pay me enough extra attention that it was noted by another writer? Yes. Was I aware of rumors that Dave was having sexual relationships with female staffers? Yes,” Scovell wrote.

Other high-level male employees were having sexual relationships with female staffers as well, she alleges, and the women gained professional benefits from those relationships.

“Did that make me feel demeaned? Completely. Did I say anything at the time? Sadly, no,” wrote Scovell, whose credits include writing for the series “Coach” and “Monk” and creating “Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.” She’s also produced and directed.

Letterman, who moved to CBS in 1993 for “Late Show,” has admitted to workplace affairs that led to an alleged blackmail plot.

Officials from Letterman’s production company, Worldwide Pants, Inc., declined to comment Tuesday on Scovell’s article.

CBS News producer Robert J. “Joe” Halderman has pleaded not guilty to trying to extort $2 million from Letterman to keep some of the comedian’s sexual affairs quiet.

Scovell wrote she doesn’t intend to seek legal action. Instead, she said, she wants to call attention to the complete lack of women writers on all talk shows, whether hosted by Letterman or NBC’s Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien.

“I don’t want compensation. I don’t want revenge. I don’t want Dave to go down (oh, grow up, people). I just want Dave to hire some qualified female writers and then treat them with respect. And that goes for Jay and Conan, too,” she wrote.

She quit Letterman’s NBC show, Scovell wrote, because she saw “I was not going to thrive professionally in that workplace. And although there were various reasons for that, sexual politics did play a major part.”

When Letterman asked why she was leaving the New York-based show, she says she considered telling him the truth but balked because his “rumored mistress” was within earshot. Instead, Scovell writes, she told him she missed Los Angeles.

“You’re welcome back anytime,” Scovell recalls Letterman telling her.

Court records show Corey Feldman’s wife has filed for divorce after seven years of marriage.

The records show Susannah Feldman filed for divorce last week and cited irreconcilable differences for the breakup. The couple were married in October 2002. They have a 5-year-old son.

Feldman gained widespread popularity starring in 1980s films such “The Goonies” and “The Lost Boys.”

Susannah Feldman is seeking sole custody of their son, with visitation rights for  Corey Feldman. She is also seeking an unspecified amount of spousal support.

A phone message left for Corey Feldman’s publicist was left on his answering machine, which featured some of his horrible original music.