Today’s Top Five
In honor of the big baseball steroid report which is due out in about an hour, I thought this would be an appropriate time to do a baseball related Top Five List. So, here are the top five reasons it’s better to be gay than to be a baseball player today. Drumroll please…
#5 — Gay people haven’t been put on negative lists since the 1950’s.
#4 — Baseball players use wood bats, we get wood over big bats.
#3 — Our uniforms fit better.
#2 — Getting to third is so much better if you’re gay.
#1 — We have bigger balls.
