Top Five Things That Could Happen if You Get Lost in a Gay Bar
In honor of the season premiere of Lost tonight, I thought it would be appropriate to do a top five list of what could happen to you when you get lost in a gay bar. Here we go…
5. You meet your new life partner in the back room.
4. You end up in the show as new drag superstar “Jenda Rolls”
3. You make out with a guy in the bathroom who turns out to be your boss.
2. You get beaten up by two lesbians for cutting in line at the bar.
1. You have total mental breakdown after 5th consecutive Madonna song.
