A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.
He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next he picked up a hacksaw.
The lover terrified, screamed, “Stop! Stop! […]
“I was thinking maybe put a big penis right here under my arm. And some barbed wire. “
The staff enjoys the color scheme…a little too much!
“When I tell new people at work that I’m gay, I watch them scan their brains for the right response. They usually confess their one gay experience in college. I never know what to say, so I just grope their tits and head to the watercooler.”
- Leah Dubie
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