Archive for the 'Jokes' Category

Joke of the Day: What time is it?

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

There was once this cowboy, riding through the wild west. One day, off in the distance, he sees a small cloud of dust. So he rides his horse up to it, and finds its an Indian laying on the ground with his cock sticking out of his pants! The cowboy gets off his horse and […]

Charity Begins at Home?

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

A guy arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find his lover in bed with a young, handsome boy.
Just as he was about to storm out of the house, his lover stopped him with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about:”
“Driving home, I […]

Size Matters?

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

Four hot Chelsea boys walk into a gay bar and start arguing over who’s penis is longer.
Well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.
He told them to stick their penis’ on the bar and he’d tell them who’s was bigger.
Well just as […]

Hung Like An Ape

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

Two gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.
The men are fascinated by this. One of the men just can’t bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags […]

Gay Joke of the Day!

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.
He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next he picked up a hacksaw.
The lover terrified, screamed, “Stop! Stop! […]

Gay Joke of the Day!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

“When I tell new people at work that I’m gay, I watch them scan their brains for the right response. They usually confess their one gay experience in college. I never know what to say, so I just grope their tits and head to the watercooler.”
- Leah Dubie

Joke of the Day: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Two gay guys are going at it.After they finish, one turns to the other and says “Hey, I feel something in my ass … see if you can feel anything.” So his boyfriends puts his finger in his ass and feels around.
“I don’t feel anything”,the boyfriend says. So the first guy says, “No deeper…I’m sure […]

Gay Joke of the Day!

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

“Did you hear about the two homosexual judges?
The kept trying each other.”

Where their is smoke….

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Two firefighters are buttfucking in a smoke filled room.The fire chief walks in and says “What the hell is going on in here?!”
The Firefighter says “well sir, this man has got smoke inhalation.”
The Chief says “why didn”t you give him mouth to mouth”
The Firefighter says “How do you think this shit got started?

The Bobs Goes To Court

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Three guys went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand.“What is your name?” he asked.
“Bob.” the first guy answered.
“And why were you arrested?” the judge asked.
“I was blowing bubbles.” he answered.
The judge didn’t see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the guy and called up the next one.
“What’s your name?” he asked.
“Bob,” the guy […]