Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together.The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second lover in great detail.
The robbery begins.
The first lover drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other lover, “I want to make absolutely […]
Three friends — two straight guys and a gay guy — and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they’re standing before St. Peter.First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head […]
I want a commitment.
I’m sick of masturbation.Haven’t I seen you before?
Nice ass.
I need you.
My hand is tired.
You’re the only man I’ve ever cared about.
You are the only man who hasn’t rejected me.
I’m a Romantic.
I’m poor.
I really want to get to know you better.
So I can tell my friends about it.
It’s just orange juice, try it.
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